Hello
Would you believe you can get where you want in life by listening
to music ? Too good to be true ? In a sense it is - the song attached to
this message won't deliver you success BUT IT CAN CREATE THE FRAMEWORK FOR
YOUR SUCCESS - The following song was created by myself using a combination
of SECRET SCIENTIFIC MIND CONTROL METHODS. This technique known only to
myself, one I have called Overt Meta-Sublimation (OMS), whereby elements
within a document support each other creating a holistic approach to
memetic vector transmission.
By reading this document you feel compelled to
listen to the song --- by listening to the song you will be unknowingly
programed with the mental software needed to gain SUCCESS AND HAPPINESS in
today's fast paced hectic world.
The best to you all
Oratio,
TPC Meta-Holistic Systems
Listen!
BOB
"We have to go my way, you have a good plan, but I can't see how we can work it"
JAKE
"3 Elephants, Bob".
BOB
"What ?".
JAKE
"3 Elephants, I believe your methods need more development before we can employ them".
BOB
"Yeah, okay. ... I have to do something, over there, now".
JAKE
"This simple technique is so successful I just don't know how I lived without it"
Listen!
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Listen!
"THIS PHRASE IS MY BEST FRIEND!"
Take this example from Julia a student from Topeka, Kansas:
"Beauty school isn't easy, those chemical names can be long and complex to remember. I was like seriously flunking until a friend of mine said 'How about you start using the three elephants method'. Of first I said no way man, I'm not into that kind of thing, but then he explained what it was all about. Now I say the phrase before and after each page I read while studying. The Exxon Beauty Product Primer has never been an easier read. I am now an 'A' grade student. Thank You TPC Meta-Holistic Systems".
JULIA
Listen!
thankyou, you have changed my life! i used to be a poor, middle-aged
nobody going nowhere with failing eyesight and hearing, but now i am a
poor, middle-aged nobody going nowhere with failing eyesight and
hearing! i admit the changes may seem subtle, but that's the beauty of
the elephant plan. it's all so clear to me now. it's certainly worth
the 3 million drachma. hell, i'd be willing to pay twice that! let me
know when the 4 elephant program is out of beta.
GOD
Listen!
We can't physically sell you this idea, and we wouldn't want to, it would be selfish to reap short term financial gains withholding information THE WHOLE WORLD CAN BENEFIT FROM. Don't be afraid, take the step today and MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER!
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The Best To You All
TPC Meta-Holistic Systems,
('Tri-Pachyderm Consciousness Propagation' project)
3 Elephants
make contact!
Oratio - Muzak Compositor
Rev. Hellshaw - Known Blatherskite
Worm Man - Propagator, caecilian wrangler
TPC UnAwards
TPC Metaholistic systems do not believe in the exclusionary practices of other so called 'web awards'. We wish simply to give to you a reminder of the journey that brought you to this particular site at this point in your life. Look upon this button as a focus, an expression of learnt knowledge made manifest, to enhance your experience of life. Peace be with you. 3 Elephants.
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